I wish I was eloquent as I am when talking to my self and imaginary friends. Then I would find a way of convincing you that the first season of Silicon Valley is 17.53 times better than all the seasons of Big Bang Theory combined. But I am not, so I will just spend the rest of the paragraphs trying desperately and failing miserably.
Don Jon is a movie about a guy that does things that some don't like while others do.
I only saw it coming the last microsecond. I simply could not react fast enough. The slap hit me hard across the face. The pain was not instant. The force was though, I stumbled back and held on to the matatu I had just alighted. The left piece of my earphone fell of my ear … Continue reading »
I turned on the shower only for the head to spit dust. It was 5.20 am and I had already stripped down to my skin. I had thought I would enjoy a hot shower before going back to the cold. This depressed me. I tried to do the routine pre-shower dance, but even that did … Continue reading »
Today is Friday and society requires me to be overwhelmed and take every opportunity to remind the same society of this weekly occurrence. So yeah, TGIMFF. The matatus are on strike, the lecturers might be too. So what better way to enjoy this day even more other than by glorifying violence. How about a Sexy War Calendar? Just … Continue reading »