Something Christmasy

I went to church today. It was on a Wednesday dammit, I was caught with my pants off. Literally. Mom rapped on my door all like, 'Church nigga!' and so I woke up, put on my pants and we went. I figured since the 25th of December is when we decided to say that Jesus was born, it makes sense to go to His house for the birthday celebrations. I was so close to not going to church this year. Damn. Better luck next time.