“But I turned out alright”

“But I turned out alright”

Remember that beating you got when you were a kid? Yeah I know they were many but remember that ONE that got you shaken up for a moment. No not the school ones. From your parents. From Dad? Surely you remember. Of course you remember. You remember it like it was now.

It is an evening as warm as today’s. Your mom has just walked in the house to find you seated there. You looked at her. She, at you.

‘What are you doing home?’

Ride a Bike, Save The Environment

Ride a Bike, Save The Environment

I have decided to think more about the environment and start riding a bike instead of using the bus. Psssshhh. I am lying, I am broke, I can’t keeping paying those fares when I can get a bike for free and use the money I save to eat. You know.

I Don’t Know What is Going On Anymore

I Don’t Know What is Going On Anymore

It all started sometime last month, when I did not get a reference on Twitter. It was a bullying campaign. Where a tweep asked another to just relax and let the people hate. Over time, they will give up. ‘Just wait it out and you will make it. Just like Soandso did’.

The user wasn’t tagged so I did not know who Soandso was. But most of the people seemed to agree that Soandso was the definition of ‘ignoring the disses’ so it came as a surprise that I had no idea what people are talking about.

EXOTICS vs MUSCLES vs TUNERS part 1

EXOTICS vs MUSCLES vs TUNERS part 1

*This is from my Blogger drafts that I did in 2011. I was looking for a draft that I lost in one of these many accounts of mine when I came across this. I found out appropriate to post it because I watched the Need For Speed movie and I had forgotten all about this. I could not find a part 2 (probably why I quit). And I am in no hurry of improving the grammar/spelling. I can see somewhere where I said the spoiler is for making noise but I will still not change that. I am being proud of my mistakes. Hashtag PostYourDrafts

I have a flu

I have a flu

I think flu is short for fluids because I am leaking from every orifice. My mucus is lighter than my tears. My jizz is gel-like. Saliva as thick as that green mucus. I am sweating profusely. And my diarrhoea smells like toothpaste. I am a mess. I blame the ice cream I ate during my first visit … Continue reading »

I Have an Easting Disorder

I Have an Easting Disorder

Are my eating habits strange enough to be called a disorder? I start a IHAED series of posts that take me to a journey of my hate for food. Some might call it a silly fascination but some may actually be going through.

My Nights Have 14 Winks

My Nights Have 14 Winks

I have not been sleeping well of late. Because my bed is crap. After a month of uneasy sleeping, I had to find a solution. It’s really simple really. And is not harmful to the environment. It’s recycling.

The Brainverse Theory

The Brainverse Theory

Look at various images of the human brain cells. Don’t worry, I’ll wait. Then look at various images of the universe. Then go back to the brain cells. Then imagine this. We have always been trying to get to understand the origin of life. Evolutionists have the Big Bang. But can’t explain where the initial … Continue reading »

Something Christmasy

I went to church today. It was on a Wednesday dammit, I was caught with my pants off. Literally. Mom rapped on my door all like, ‘Church nigga!’ and so I woke up, put on my pants and we went. I figured since the 25th of December is when we decided to say that Jesus was born, it makes sense to go to His house for the birthday celebrations.

I was so close to not going to church this year. Damn. Better luck next time.

People Who Ought To Be Killed

People Who Ought To Be Killed

I am starting a new thing where I list all the people that need to die. All you have such a list. Do not lie to yourselves That list is filled with people like murderers, rapists, conmen and robbers. Or as they are collectively known as… politicians. But my list has none of those….

Solid Way Of Proving That a Suspected Thug is Guilty

The justice system is fucked! Or so they say. I have bribed my way out of being in front of a judge every time I got caught pirating music so I cannot know how a judge and his system function. But from what I hear, you cannot expect Justice (or Jasto as I like to call him) to use the law correctly. Some times, you have to snatch it right out of Jasto and take the law into your own hands. The result is mob [in]justice. Have you seen one take place? I have. They are a sad thing to watch. Of interest though is the time it takes the ‘criminal’ to die