In a world where socks disappear.
Remember that beating you got when you were a kid? Yeah I know they were many but remember that ONE that got you shaken up for a moment. No not the school ones. From your parents. From Dad? Surely you remember. Of course you remember. You remember it like it was now.
It is an evening as warm as today’s. Your mom has just walked in the house to find you seated there. You looked at her. She, at you.
‘What are you doing home?’
I basically now don’t deny that I have a bad eating habit and I am trying to figure out why. I pick my fruits based on colour. My favourite fruits are variants of the colour yellow. Bananas being top of the list followed by pineapples. I am also into oranges/tangarines and of course avocados. I avoid red fruits. There’s this red one that is said to add more blood to your body, bleugh. Not all red fruits though. But if I were to be given new fruits to try, I would try the yellower ones first.
Chargers. Glasses and Nitrogen. That is what’s up.
Wow, what was up with 2016?
Anyway, as I was saying. It’s important to do that because in the long run, it all comes together.
Netflix just got into Kenya. I got so excited I dropped everything just to talk about it even though I may never use it.
Never ever use Nakumatt Global Card. Especially if run by KCB. If you do, do it at your own risk. They will not help you if it fails.
Random call that I had forgotten I had posted in Tumblr
I really don’t think the Angani thing is racial.
Why is it clear that female genital mutilation is wrong but male genital mutilation is seen as normal?
10 minute posts. Is that possible? Can I wake up daily and just write for 10 minutes before doing anything else? 3.28 pm Sure, I am guessing it is possible. But why? Do I need a reason? Ok fine. What are you going to talk about DAILY? Yeah I know it will not be anything … Continue reading »
Old post moved from my old Blogger.
They call me DJ Mashakura because of how I mix my food well.
I have found it difficult to give a review of Netflix’s new show Sense8. Therefore this is not a review. As such. Just expression of my disappointments aka issues. When I finished it I had a simple opinion. This is the same ol’ regurgitated shit. I gave it a simple grade B. I had sworn that I … Continue reading »
I wish I was eloquent as I am when talking to my self and imaginary friends. Then I would find a way of convincing you that the first season of Silicon Valley is 17.53 times better than all the seasons of Big Bang Theory combined. But I am not, so I will just spend the rest of the paragraphs trying desperately and failing miserably.
I have decided to think more about the environment and start riding a bike instead of using the bus. Psssshhh. I am lying, I am broke, I can’t keeping paying those fares when I can get a bike for free and use the money I save to eat. You know.
It all started sometime last month, when I did not get a reference on Twitter. It was a bullying campaign. Where a tweep asked another to just relax and let the people hate. Over time, they will give up. ‘Just wait it out and you will make it. Just like Soandso did’.
The user wasn’t tagged so I did not know who Soandso was. But most of the people seemed to agree that Soandso was the definition of ‘ignoring the disses’ so it came as a surprise that I had no idea what people are talking about.
I decompress by watching movies, and uncompress by tweeting what I am seeing in these movies. I realize that I have a website that I could give better reviews but pumping out 140-character tweets is way easier than sitting on this site and trying to convince you all that CW shows suck.
But it was made clear in a class that I had recently that I better learn to right if I want to graduate. So I am back here for practice. I think I should bring the reviews here. I mean, there’s a whole category for it here.
But I probably will not.
Maybe I could copy paste those tweets here.
But that again sounds like work.
*This is from my Blogger drafts that I did in 2011. I was looking for a draft that I lost in one of these many accounts of mine when I came across this. I found out appropriate to post it because I watched the Need For Speed movie and I had forgotten all about this. I could not find a part 2 (probably why I quit). And I am in no hurry of improving the grammar/spelling. I can see somewhere where I said the spoiler is for making noise but I will still not change that. I am being proud of my mistakes. Hashtag PostYourDrafts